NewsThump on the Labour leadership election

Some very amusing responses to the election and aftermath on the "NewsThump" parody site.

My favourites are "Sooty to run for leadership of labour party"

and "New Indiana Jones film to feature search for the missing labour pledge stone"

A quote from the former is

“Sooty and I have spoken about this at great length and he is convinced that as a small, mute, soft hand puppet he will still be a stronger, more credible leader than Ed Miliband.”

And an infinitely better candidate for the leadership of any party than Copeland MP Jamie Reed ...

A quote from the spoof about the new Indiana Jones film featuring the search for the "Edstone"

“The Holy Grail, the Ark of the Covenant, flying saucers and the Labour party’s credibility. They’re of a muchness, really.”

“We were going to have a scene where Indy and Short Round find Ed Miliband’s charisma, but realised that would be too far-fetched.”

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